J: Mom, where is daddy? Why is he not home for dinner?
M: Well J, Daddy had to go to a special meeting for people who are going to be doctors to learn more about being a vagina doctor (ObGyn).
J: If Daddy is going to be a vagina doctor than he has to be a peep doctor too. And if he is going to be a peep and vagina doctor he is going to need lots of gloves.
M: [laughing to hard to respond to her]
J: What? If he has to check people's privates he will need lots of gloves.
M: [regaining composure]
What else does a mother say? This kid thinks of everything. *sigh*
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